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Anybody got a good wedding toast...

I can't decide to be serious or funny....

To the lamp of love, may it burn brightest in your darkest hour and never flicker in the winds of trial.

OR

Keep your love brimming with love in the loving cup. When you are wrong admit it, when you are right shut up.

Anybody got a good one?

I don't have a good one per say, but the best one I have heard was histarical. I would go with funny. People like funny. Then after a good laugh if you want to throw in a quick sentiment, go ahead.


Here is one that would be funny

"Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population."


Try saying that 5 times fast.

Shawne

Say it 5 times!? Are you nuts!? I couldn't even read through it once without screwing it up

Keith