Greetings Greg,
Jousting stick?
No, it's a Pucker stick! Â
Living in Chicago, we like to go north for summer vacations. Â If you travel north of the FIB line in Wisconsin (about a 250 mile radius from Chicago) to get past the touristy spots and keep going north until Lake Superior gets in the way, you will find towns like Ashland and Bayfield on Chequamegon Bay surrounding the Apostle Islands. Â Bayfield has a nice marina that handles the Ferry traffic over to Madeline Island, is home to quite a few sail boats, and hosts a small fleet of charter boats - the queen of which in my humble opinion was the Zeeto - 54 feet of three masted schooner displacing about 24 tonnes.
The Zeeto is a little large to single-hand, although I am convinced it could be done on light wind days in the protected waters of the Apostle Islands. Â The Zeeto is an old fishing vessel converted for yacht use, and was rigged to be easy to handle short handed, so the wife and I had no trouble hoisting those gaffs. The rigging is old school - all block and tackle, not a winch on board. But Lake Superior is Blue Water, so the Zeeto always came with Capt'n Dave to help out. Â If you have every seen the movie Captain Ron, then you have a good idea who Capt'n Dave is ...
... only Capt'n Dave had better stories! . Â
After an afternoon of sailing, we would round up just outside the harbor entrance out of the way of the ferry traffic and douse the sails. Â Capt'n Dave would then fire up the twin diesels and we would smartly round the corner past the ferries and glide into the harbor amongst the transient docks where all the big sail boats visiting from Duluth were tied up. Â The open water in the transient harbor was only about 150 ft across, less with boats tied up along the quays.
Gliding into the harbor, Capt'n Dave pointed the Zeeto's bowsprit at whatever large expensive boat had crew on deck, and with a gleam in his eye he says to me, "Watch this. This ought to pucker their sphincters!" Then he idled the starboard prop and put the port engine full astern to noisily churn the water and the Zeeto pivoted around smartly and that long bowsprit sweept across the transients from stem to stern. Â Then the Zeeto backed down into her berth with no fuss at all. Â The look on their faces when they saw 24 tonnes of 54 ft schooner with a bowsprit headed right at them with no maneuvering room was worth the price of the charter. Â But the Zeeto had twin screws connected to twin diesels and could pivot in her own length. Great fun, though.
Here she is docked ...
When I told Capt'n Dave that I was thinking about building a sailboat, he said "Make sure you choose one with a pucker stick!"
Cheers,
Tom
PS. Â The Zeeto has subsequently been sold out of the charter business and is once again a privately sailed vessel. Â Last I saw her, she still looked ship-shape, Bristol fashion.