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A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances

The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"

Aw There be worse things than peeing in the boat,and worse things than a little water in your in your rum. And have a good day mate. Bud ;D

ROFLMAO.LOL.



  Brian.

Now that's a dilemma to ponder. How long can ye cross yur legs aarrrrggg.

Greg

That's great Craig, I was watching the rain and enjoying some rum last week as I was tied to the dock wishing for better weather. I was on the boat for 7 days and it rained for 5. It sure beat working though!

Arrr... watered ye rum it did ya say!!!    8) 8) 8)

Hooray!  A new pirate joke to add to my stash!  Yar!

Great joke.....it;s now in my personal arsenal.  Thanks.