01-20-2008, 05:36 PM
For some time, many of us have wondered, who is Jasc $hit? WE find ourselves at a loss when someone says "You don't know Jack $hit!" Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack $hit is the only son of Awe $hit, who married O. $hit, the owner of Knee Deep-N $hit Inc. In turn, Jack $hit marriied Noe $hit. The deeply religious couple had six children: Holy $hit, Giva $hit, Fulla $hit, Bull $hit, and the twins, Deep $hit and Dip $hit. Deep $hit married Dumb $hit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe $hit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock, and became Nor $hit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip $hit married Loda $hit and had a nervous dispositioned child named Chicken $hit. Fulla $hit and Giva $hit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the $hit-Happens wedding. Bull $hit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa $hit. So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack $hit. Bud 
hock: Guess you can tell the waether is bad here also.
hock: Guess you can tell the waether is bad here also.